Grades, let's mass debate

We NEED grades.

Without them, how could we boast loudly in the pub? How will we know who has the biggest guns and the testicles to match? How will we know who was the first person to climb E-whatever? These are important questions. That's why I'm glad that these chaps are going to set the record straight for all of us. And what's more, they are going to write all about it on the internet so we can devour every word of wisdom! YUM.