Toothbrushes

An obviously essential tool for the soloist. I, however, have a gripe. The metolius bouldering brush is not fit for its primary purpose; it is too big for the average mouth. Everyone knows the rule is that once you retire your toothbrush, you can then use it for bould- sorry, soloing. The only exception to the rule being if you buy one of those multipack 10 for a pound jobby's, you may then use one of them for soloing.

The result of these observations and 'setting down of the rules', is the conclusion that metolius should make a useable toothbrush (or at the very least a sticker that can be neatly applied over the colgate logo). Those in need of a new toothbrush would thus be able to satisfy their climbing purchase needs (the toothbrush should not be priced lower than £6, otherwise the need will not be satisfied) and at the same time maintain oral hygiene.