Wow what a trip. Team ruggedly handsome (consisting of myself, Mountain Dad, Fortified Maddy and the Chivs) had been preparing our stubble for months. Attentively grooming and trimming. And boy was it worth it. Phatties were slapped, pockets were crozzled, tendons shredded, problems crushed and placed in the appropriate bin for recycling.
Climbing highlights included Fortified Maddy crushing a very long standing (4 years) problem. Given the length of time it took to do, it must be around the Fo-8a mark, SICK! (NB: Fo for fortified). The Chivs left a trail of paraffin up Gravitron and La Marie Rose, AWESOME! Mountain Dad stuck numerous red phatties, ALLEZ! I put my mono training to good use, completing several pull ups using various pockets. BAGUETTE!
Some memorable moments include Maddy becoming very fortified on port, MD showing his prowess in cocktail making AND drinking, lying like a starfish under the stars, Mountain D.I.L.F, werewolves, spinning fire things, spartans playing the sticks game, big fires, short shorts, slack lines, le vin, du pain et du boursin!
Top quotes:
About Mountain D.I.L.F - "He can slap my slopers anyday"
Woman - "Im afraid ze fishermen aaaare blocking ze port"
Crispy - "Oh no, shall we call the navy?"
MD - "Yeh, WE have a good one."
Maddy - "Im fooooorrtified!"
Paul - "Mat, are you a werewolf?"
Mat - "Yes, i mean NO! NO!"
more to come....
A limmerick for Crispy
There once was a boy named Chris
Who didn't know how to kiss
He spat and he bit
And he'd often get hit
But nine out of ten times he'd miss
-Fortified Maddy
A limmerick for Mountain Dad
There once was a dad named mountain
Who never gave cause to doubt him
He was strong and bold
As he was grumpy and old
And the second you saw him you'd mount him
-Fortified Maddy
A limmerick for the french fishermen
We once got stuck in Dunkirk
Because of the striking french twerps
We were saved by the red cross
Who were a big pile of toss
And we all ended up late for work
-Fortified Maddy
Who didn't know how to kiss
He spat and he bit
And he'd often get hit
But nine out of ten times he'd miss
-Fortified Maddy
A limmerick for Mountain Dad
There once was a dad named mountain
Who never gave cause to doubt him
He was strong and bold
As he was grumpy and old
And the second you saw him you'd mount him
-Fortified Maddy
A limmerick for the french fishermen
We once got stuck in Dunkirk
Because of the striking french twerps
We were saved by the red cross
Who were a big pile of toss
And we all ended up late for work
-Fortified Maddy
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